One day, Dianne went to visit Marjorie and confided in her that she was upset because she thought her husband didn’t find her attractive any more.
“As I get older he doesn’t bother to look at me”, Dianne cried on her best friend Marjorie’s shoulder.
“I’m so sorry for you Dianne”, Marjorie said. “As I get older, my husband says that I get more beautiful every day”.
“Of course he does”, Dianne answered, “your husband is an antique dealer!”
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