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Old Doctor Carver

Image used under a Collective Commons License from: Doctor Carver had reached a ripe old age, but he was still practicing medicine, and what’s more, he still made house calls.

One afternoon, he was called to the house of old Mr. and Mrs Tuttle.

Mrs. Tuttle was in terrible pain.

The doctor came out of the bedroom a minute after he’d gone, in and asked Mr. Tuttle, “Do you have a hammer”?

A puzzled Mr. Tuttle went to the garage, and returned with a hammer.

The doctor thanked him and went back into the bedroom.

A moment later, he came out and asked, “Do you have a chisel”?

Mr. Tuttle complied with the request.

In the next ten minutes, Dr. Carver asked for and received a pair of pliers, a screwdriver and a hacksaw.

The last request got to Mr. Tuttle, and by now he was getting really worried about his wife of 50 years.

He asked the doctor, “What are you doing to my wife”?

“Not a thing,” replied old doc Carver. “I can’t get my instrument bag open.”

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