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Old Abraham

Image used under a Collective Commons License from: Abraham, a Jewish man, had reached the end of his days and was dying, and his family had gathered around to pay their respects and to be there when he passed over.

Lying there on his deathbed, he looked up and said, “Is my wife here?”

His wife replies: “Yes, dear, I’m here, next to you..”

Abraham lets out a deep sigh, then asks “Are my children here?”

“Yes, papa, we are all here,” his children respond, all gathered around the bed.

Abraham lets out another deep sigh, then inquires, “Are my other relatives also here?”

Everybody joins in and says, “Yes, Abraham, we are all here…”

So Abraham sits up and yells out, “THEN WHY IS THE LIGHT ON IN THE KITCHEN?!?”

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