“He’s got tattoos”, she confided to her co-worker in a low voice, “in a very intimate place!”
“You mean where I think you mean?”, gasped the beautiful nurse.
“Yes! Isnt that odd? There is actually a word tattooed there: Swan!”.
“This I have got to see”, exclaimed the voluptuous one, and she hurried off to Ward Ten.
Half an hour later, the beautiful nurse returned.
“You were right”, she said, “he does have a tattoo there.
The beautiful nurse continued, “But the word is Saskatchewan!”
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