A nurse was telling a gorgeous co-worker about the Canadian sailor who was a patient in Ward Ten.
“He’s got tattoos”, she confided to her co-worker in a low voice, “in a very intimate place!”
“You mean where I think you mean?”, gasped the beautiful nurse.
“Yes! Isnt that odd? There is actually a word tattooed there: Swan!”.
“This I have got to see”, exclaimed the voluptuous nurse and she hurried off to Ward Ten to take a look at these tattoos for herself.
Half an hour later, the beautiful nurse returned and the two nurses got talking.
“You were right”, she said, “he does have a tattoo there.
The beautiful nurse continued, “But the word is Saskatchewan!”
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