A guy applied to join a nudist club, as he thought that it would be a cool thing to be able to walk around and to not have to wear any clothes.
His application was accepted, and on his first visit to the club he went up to the club secretary, who was manning the reception desk, and asked “Exactly what do you do here?”
“It’s quite simple,” said the club secretary, “We take off all our clothes and commune with nature.”
“Cool,” said the guy, “that’s what I am looking forward to, count me in!”
So, the guy paid his membership fee, took off his clothes and strolled off around the club’s substantial outdoor area.
As he walked along a path, he saw a big sign which read, “Beware of Gays.”
He didn’t think much of this, but then a little further along the path he saw another sign which read the same thing, “Beware of Gays.”
He thought that this was rather odd, but continued walking along the path until he came to a small clearing.
In the clearing was a small bronze plaque set in the ground, the plaque had something written on it.
He bent over to read the plaque and it said, “Sorry… You’ve had two warnings!”
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