I came home from playing golf one day, only to find that my wife had left a note on the fridge.
The note read: “It’s not working! I can’t take it anymore! I’ve gone to stay with my Mother.”
So I did what any man would do in that situation…
I opened the fridge…
Well, the light came on, the beer was cold, so what the hell was she talking about?
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