A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that not coming into work today, she is staying home because she is not feeling well.
“What’s the matter?” her boss asks.
“I have a case of anal glaucoma,” the woman says in a weak voice.
“What the hell is anal glaucoma?”, her boss asks.
The woman replies, “I can’t see my ass coming into work today.”
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