A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that not coming into work today, she is staying home because she is not feeling well.
“What’s the matter?” her boss asks.
“I have a case of anal glaucoma,” the woman says in a weak voice.
“What the hell is anal glaucoma?”, her boss asks.
The woman replies, “I can’t see my ass coming into work today.”
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One morning a local highway department road workers crew reaches their job-site and to their horror they realize that they have forgotten […]
An unemployed man is desperate to support his family of a wife and three kids. He applies for a janitor’s job at […]
On the day of my big job interview I woke up late and immediately had a panic attack. Frantically I threw on […]
