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Not All Blonde Women Are Dumb

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Blonde women are often stereotyped as being dumb, but have you ever thought that not everyone fits their stereotype, and just maybe, not all blonde women can be judged equally. Here is an example of a blonde woman who was not as dumb as she was perceived to be.

A blonde woman and a lawyer were seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York.

With 5 hours to kill on the flight, the lawyer asked the woman if she would like to play a fun game.

The blonde woman, who was just tired and wanted to take a nap, politely declined and rolled over to the window to catch up on her beauty sleep.

The lawyer however, persisted, and explained that the game is easy and a lot of fun.

He explained to her, “I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me $5, and vise versa.”

Again, she declined and tried to get some sleep.

The lawyer, who was by this time getting agitated, said, “Okay, if you don’t know the answer you pay me $5, and if I don’t know the answer, I will pay you $500.”

This caught the blonde woman’s attention, and figuring that there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agreed to the game.

The lawyer asked the first question. “What’s the distance from the earth to the moon?”

The blonde didn’t say a word, but just reached into her purse, pulled out a $5 bill and handed it to the lawyer.

“Okay”, said the lawyer, “it’s your turn”.

The blonde woman asked the lawyer, “What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?”

The lawyer, puzzled, took out his laptop computer and Googled away for ages, but no answer.

He even searched the library of congress, but still no answer.

Frustrated, he sent emails to all his friends and coworkers, but to no avail.

After an hour, he woke the blonde woman and handed her $500.

The blonde woman said, “Thank you,” and turned back to get some more sleep.

The lawyer, who was more than a little miffed, woke the blonde woman and asked her, “Well, what’s the answer?”

Without a word, the blonde reached into her purse, handed the lawyer $5, and went back to sleep.

And you thought blondes were dumb…

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