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No Parking Zone

Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://www.flickr.com/photos/smartsignbrooklyn/10214473133A minister parked his car in a No Parking Zone in the city, because he was short of time and couldn’t find a parking space with a meter.

He put a note under the windshield wiper that read: “I have circled the block 10 times. If I don’t park here, I’ll miss my appointment. Forgive us our trespasses.”

When he returned, he found a citation from a police officer along with this note “This is a No Parking zone. I have circled this block for 10 years! If I don’t give you a ticket I’ll lose my job. Lead us not into temptation.”


Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://www.flickr.com/photos/smartsignbrooklyn/10214473133

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