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Nine

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When you hear someone call out “Nine” as you walk past, you think it’s a good thing right? That’s not always strictly correct, as you will see from this short story.

A man was meeting up with a friend in a bar, and as he walked in he noticed two pretty girls looking at him.

As he walked past them, he heard one girl say to the other; “Nine”.

Feeling rather pleased with himself, he swaggered over to his buddy at the bar and told him that the girl in the corner had just rated him a nine out of ten.

“Sorry to spoil your evening”, his friend said, “but when I walked in here the girls were speaking German”.


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