Nine Words Women Use

This is a list of nine words that women use to intimidate men.

Whatever you do, DO NOT just take these responses from your woman literally. Your life, or what’s left of it, could depend on how you respond to your other half saying any of the words below:

  1. Fine:
    This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
  2. Five Minutes:
    If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.  Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
  3. Nothing:
    This is the calm be fore the storm. This means something and you should be on your toes.   Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
  4. Go Ahead:
    This is a dare, not permission.  Don’t Do It!
  5. Loud Sigh:
    This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.  A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
  6. That’s Okay:
    This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man.  That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
  7. Thanks:
    A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint.  Just say you’re welcome.  (I want to add in a clause here – This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot‘ – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all.  DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome‘ .   That will bring on a ‘whatever‘).
  8. Whatever:
    Is a woman’s way o f saying F– YOU!
  9. Don’t worry about it, I got it:
    Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself.   This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?‘   For the woman’s response refer to # 3.

* Send this to the 20 men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.

* Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it’s true!!!

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