Michael was meeting a friend at the pub and as he walked, in he noticed that two pretty girls were looking at him.
“Nine”, he heard one whisper as he walked past them.
Feeling pleased with himself, Michael swaggered over to his friend and told him that a girl had just rated him a nine out of ten.
“I don’t want to ruin it for you Michael”, his friend said, “but when I walked in, they were speaking German”.
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