Mick was meeting a friend at the pub and as he went in he noticed two pretty girls looking at him.
“Nine,” he heard one whisper as he passed them.
Feeling pleased with himself, he swaggered over to his pal and told him a girl had just rated him a nine out of ten.
“I don’t want to ruin it for you,” his friend said, “but when I walked in, they were speaking German.”
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