Liam was taking a stroll down by the harbour one day when he saw his friend Seamus walking by the sea wall with a nice looking dog.
Liam went over to Seamus and asked, “does your dog bite?”
Seamus replied, “no he never bites”.
So Liam bent down to stroke the dog, which immediately growled and snapped at his hand.
Liam pulled his hand away just in time to avoid injury and said, “I thought your dog didn’t bite?”
“I did”, Seamus replied, “but this isn’t my dog, I’m just walking it for a neighbour!”
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