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Don’t you just love it when newspaper headlines aren’t thought out too well and end up sounding really funny.

Here are some of the best and funniets news headlines of the year, guaranteed to raise a smile.

Note I didn’t say which year, as these are very old headlines, but who cares!

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says.

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers.

Miners Refuse to Work after Death.

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant.

War Dims Hope for Peace.

If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile.

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures.

Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide.

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges.

Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge.

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group.

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks.

Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy.

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half. [Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]

Hospitals are Sued by Seven Foot Doctors.

And the best news headline by far has to be:

Tornado Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead.

If you know of any others that should raise a laugh, please leave us a comment and we will add them to the list.

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