Three nuns went to a baseball game to see the New York Yankees, still dressed in their habits, as nuns do, I mean you never ever see a nun out of habit do you.
Three Yankees fans were sitting directly behind them, but because the nuns habits were partially blocking their view of the game, the men decided to heckle the nuns, hoping that they would get annoyed enough to move to another area of the stadium and therefore giving them a better view of the game.
In a very loud voice the first Yankee fan said, “I think I’m going to move to Utah. I hear there are only 100 nuns living there.”
Then the second Yankee fan spoke up and said loudly, “I want to move to Montana. I hear there are only 50 nuns living there.”
The third Yankee fan yelled, “I want to go to Idaho. There are only 25 nuns living there.”
The mother superior turned around, looked at the men, and in a very sweet and calm voice said, “why don’t you all go to hell… there aren’t any nuns there.”
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