Late one night, a woman who was totally naked and obviously very drunk, jumped into a New York City taxi.
The cab driver, who was an old Jewish gentleman, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman.
He kept staring at her and made no attempt to start the cab, so the woman glared back at him and said, “What’s wrong with you, honey? Haven’t you ever seen a naked woman before?”
The old Jewish cab driver answered, “Let me tell you sumsing, lady. I vasn’t staring at you like you tink. Det vould not be proper vair I come from”.
The drunk woman giggled and responded, “Well, if you’re not staring at me, sweetie, what are you doing then?”
The old Jewish taxi driver paused a moment, then told her, “Vell, M’aam, I am looking and I am looking and I am tinking to myself, Vair in da hell is dis lady keeping de money to pay for dis ride?”
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