A man from New York wins the lottery big time, overnight he became a millionaire many times over.
He had always loved the old Western movies, and had always dreamed of owning his own cattle ranch, so he decided to buy himself the spread of his dreams and moved to Wyoming.
“So, what did you name the ranch?” asked his best friend when he flew out to visit him a few months later.
“We had a heck of a time trying to come up with a name” admitted the new cowboy. “We just couldn’t agree on anything”.
“So what did you do?” asked his friend.
The ranch owner replied, “We finally settled on the Double R Lazy L Triple Horseshoe Bar-7 Lucky Diamond Ranch”.
“Wow!” his friend was impressed. “That’s a really impressive name. So where are all the cows?”
The man replied, “Unfortunately, none of them survived the branding”.
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