He opened the front door and as they entered the house, his wife rushed up to him, threw her arms around him and kissed him passionately.
“My goodness”, said his colleague, “do you mind if I ask how long you have been married?”
“22 years”, replied Terry.
“You must have a fantastic marriage if your wife greets you like that after all those years”, his colleague replied.
“Don’t be fooled”, said Terry. “She only does it to make the dog jealous”.
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