New Lawyers

There I was, minding my own business when a female business associate came out of her office with two guys.

“Hi, Rob”, she said, “have you met our new lawyers? This is Daniel Abraham, David Greenberg and Michael Hunt”.

I was confused, there were only two guys with her, so I raised an inquiring eyebrow.

My colleague looked around and was exclaimed, “Oh God, Rob, have you seen Mike Hunt?”

I genuinely thought it was an invitation, which is why I stand before you now, m’lord!”