There I was, minding my own business when a female business associate came out of her office with two guys.
“Hi, Rob”, she said, “have you met our new lawyers? This is Daniel Abraham, David Greenberg and Michael Hunt”.
I was confused, there were only two guys with her, so I raised an inquiring eyebrow.
My colleague looked around and was exclaimed, “Oh God, Rob, have you seen Mike Hunt?”
I genuinely thought it was an invitation, which is why I stand before you now, m’lord!”
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