New Florida State Slogans

Image used under a Collective Commons License from: if you are American, you know that every state has it’s state slogan and Florida is no exception, with it’s slogan of The Sunshine State.

Florida is such a messed up state in many ways, and with the fiascos of the last two elections and no doubt another fiasco coming with the election in November, we thought of some more slogans that the State of Florida could use.

If you can think of any more (and I am sure you can), please leave us a comment and we will include it.

  • FLORIDA: If you think we can’t vote, wait till you see us drive.
  • FLORIDA: Home of electile dysfunction.
  • FLORIDA: We count more than you do.
  • FLORIDA: If you don’t like the way we count then take I-95 and visit one of the other 56 states.
  • FLORIDA: We’ve been Gored by the bull of politics and we’re Bushed.
  • FLORIDA: Relax, Retire, Revote.
  • FLORIDA: Viagra voters do it again!
  • FLORIDA: Where your vote counts and counts and counts… or as in the last election, your vote stays neatly stashed in a box locked away somewhere.
  • FLORIDA: We don’t just cheat in football.
  • FLORIDA: We’re number one! Wait! Recount!
  • FLORIDA: Palm Beach County: So nice, we let you vote twice.
  • FLORIDA: Palm Beach County: We put the “duh” in Florida.

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