New Dog Breeds

Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://pixabay.com/illustrations/labradoodle-dog-puppy-cute-2525664/The following new dog breeds are now recognized by the American Kennel Club.

Well maybe they are, I don’t really know for sure. This is a joke after all.

It’s rather like crossing an elephant with a mouse; you can conjure up a funny name but in reality it isn’t feasible.

In theory you could cross a Great Dane with a Chihuahua, but unless you stand the Chihuahua on stilts… I would love to see one try though.

Anyhow, I got sidetracked. Back to the list, and I hope you get a laugh out of this:

Collie & Lhasa Apso
Collapso: a dog that folds up for easy transport

Spitz & Chow Chow
Spitz-Chow: a dog that throws up a lot

Pointer & Setter
Pointsetter: A traditional Christmas pet

Great Pyrenees & Dachshund
Pyradachs: A puzzling breed

Pekinese & Lhasa Apso
Peekaso: An abstract dog

Irish Water Spaniel & English Springer Spaniel
Irish Springer: A dog fresh and clean as a whistle

Labrador Retriever & Curly Coated Retriever
Lab Coat Retriever: The choice of research scientists

Newfoundland & Basset Hound
Newfound Asset Hound: A dog for financial advisors

Terrier & Bulldog
Terribull: A dog that makes awful mistakes

Bloodhound & Labrador
Blabador: A dog that barks incessantly

Malamute & Pointer
Moot Point: A dog owned by ….oh, well, it doesn’t matter

Collie & Malamute
Commute: A dog that travels to work

Deerhound & Terrier
Derriere: A dog that is true to the end

Bull Terrier & Shitzu
Bu….Oh, never mind.


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