Well maybe they are, I don’t really know for sure. This is a joke after all.
It’s rather like crossing an elephant with a mouse; you can conjure up a funny name but in reality it isn’t feasible.
In theory you could cross a Great Dane with a Chihuahua, but unless you stand the Chihuahua on stilts… I would love to see one try though.
Anyhow, I got sidetracked. Back to the list, and I hope you get a laugh out of this:
Collie & Lhasa Apso
Collapso: a dog that folds up for easy transport
Spitz & Chow Chow
Spitz-Chow: a dog that throws up a lot
Pointer & Setter
Pointsetter: A traditional Christmas pet
Great Pyrenees & Dachshund
Pyradachs: A puzzling breed
Pekinese & Lhasa Apso
Peekaso: An abstract dog
Irish Water Spaniel & English Springer Spaniel
Irish Springer: A dog fresh and clean as a whistle
Labrador Retriever & Curly Coated Retriever
Lab Coat Retriever: The choice of research scientists
Newfoundland & Basset Hound
Newfound Asset Hound: A dog for financial advisors
Terrier & Bulldog
Terribull: A dog that makes awful mistakes
Bloodhound & Labrador
Blabador: A dog that barks incessantly
Malamute & Pointer
Moot Point: A dog owned by ….oh, well, it doesn’t matter
Collie & Malamute
Commute: A dog that travels to work
Deerhound & Terrier
Derriere: A dog that is true to the end
Bull Terrier & Shitzu
Bu….Oh, never mind.
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