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Have you heard about the new archaeological discoveries in New York?

After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, New York archaeologists found traces of copper wire that dated back 100 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.

Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed, a California archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet. Shortly after, a story in the LA Times read:

“California archaeologists, finding traces of 200 year old copper wire, have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the New Yorkers.”

One week later, The Jersey Journal, a local newspaper in New Jersey, reported the following:

“After digging as deep as 30 feet in his back yard, Vinny ‘Bada Bing’ Manziano, a self taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely nothing. Vinny has therefore concluded that 300 years ago, New Jersey had already gone wireless.”

Just makes me proud to be from New Jersey.

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