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A teenage girl brought her new boyfriend home to meet her middle class parents.

The boyfriend walked into the house and the girl’s parents were shocked to see that he was wearing a baseball cap backwards, had on a dirty t-shirt with slogans they didn’t understand, he was wearing torn jeans and he also had numerous tattoos and body piercing’s.

The girls mother pulled her daughter aside and said to her quietly, “Darling, you know your father and I love you and we only want the best for you. This boy, he just doesn’t seem very … nice”.

“Oh please, Mom”, the daughter replied. “If Tommy wasn’t nice, why would he be doing five hundred hours of community service?”

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