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New Arrivals In Heaven

Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://www.flickr.com/photos/minnemom/3682864308One day, Saint Peter was on duty at the Pearly Gates, monitoring the new arrivals in Heaven, when three people arrived.

The first person walks up to the Pearly Gates and Saint Peter asks them, “What did you die of?”

The man replies, “I died of the big ‘C'”.

Saint Peter says, “The big ‘C’? What’s that?”

The man replies, “It’s Cancer. It literally ate me up alive”.

Saint Peter says, “You poor soul. Welcome to Heaven, go right on in”.

The next man walks up to the Pearly Gates and Saint Peter asks him, “What did you die of?”

The man replies, “I died of the big ‘H'”.

Saint Peter asks him, “The big ‘H’? What”s the big ‘H’?”

The man says, “I had a heart attack. I was playing with my kids when all of a sudden my heart gave out and here I am”.

Saint Peter says to him, “You poor soul. Welcome to Heaven, go right on in”.

The third person, a lady, walks up to the Peary Gates. She is dressed like a street walker.

Saint Peter asks her, “What did you die of?”

The girl replies, “I died of the big ‘G'”.

Saint Peter says to her, “The big ‘G’? I”ve never heard of the big ‘G'”.

The girl says, “The big “G” stands for Gonorrhea!”

Saint Peter replies, “Gonorrhea? No one dies of gonorrhea!”

The girl replies, “Well, you do if you give it to Leroy!”


Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://www.flickr.com/photos/minnemom/3682864308

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