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New Arrivals In Heaven

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One day, Saint Peter was on duty at the Pearly Gates, monitoring the new arrivals in Heaven, when three people arrived.

The first person walked up to the Pearly Gates and Saint Peter asked them, “What did you die of?”

The man replied, “I died of the big ‘C'”.

Saint Peter said, “The big ‘C’? What’s that?”

The man replies, “It’s Cancer. It literally ate me up alive”.

Saint Peter said, “You poor soul. Welcome to Heaven, go right on in”.

The next man walked up to the Pearly Gates and Saint Peter asked him, “What did you die of?”

The man replied, “I died of the big ‘H'”.

Saint Peter asked him, “The big ‘H’? What”s the big ‘H’?”

The man said, “I had a heart attack. I was playing with my kids when all of a sudden my heart gave out and here I am”.

Saint Peter said to him, “You poor soul. Welcome to Heaven, go right on in”.

The third person, a lady, walked up to the Peary Gates. She was dressed like a street walker.

Saint Peter asked her, “What did you die of?”

The girl replied, “I died of the big ‘G'”.

Saint Peter said to her, “The big ‘G’? I”ve never heard of the big ‘G'”.

The girl replied, “The big “G” stands for Gonorrhea!”

Saint Peter replied, “Gonorrhea? But no one dies of gonorrhea!”

The girl replied, “Well, you do if you give it to Leroy!”


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