New Arrivals At The Gates Of Heaven

Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://www.pxfuel.com/en/free-photo-ezhjwOne busy day, there are a lot of new arrivals at the gates of Heaven.

A man arrives at the pearly gates, where St. Peter stops him, looks him over and asks him what religion he is.

The man says, “I’m a Methodist”.

St. Peter looks down his list, and says, “I have good news. You are on my list. Go to Room 24, but please be very quiet as you pass Room 8”.

Soon afterwards, another man arrives at the gates of Heaven.

St. Peter also asks him what religion he is.

“Catholic”, the man replies.

“Go to Room 18, but be very quiet as you pass Room 8”, St. Peter tells him.

Well, surprise, surprise, not long after that a third man arrives at the pearly gates of Heaven. Heaven being what it is, it can sometimes get fairly busy with people waiting to get in.

“And what might your religion be?” St. Peter asks him.

“I’m Jewish”, the man says.

“Go to Room 11, but be very quiet as you pass Room 8”, St. Peter says.

The Jewish man says, “I can understand there being different rooms for different religions, but I am really curious as to why I must be quiet when I pass Room 8?”

St. Peter tells him, “Well, the Pentecostals are in Room 8, and they think they are the only ones here”.


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