A man with a nervous disorder went to see the doctor and he was late for his appointment.
The Doctor was rather angry with him and said, “I see you are over a month late for your appointment. Don’t you know that nervous disorders require prompt and regular attention? What’s your excuse?”
The man replied, “I was just following your orders, Doctor”.
The Doctor asked him, “Following my orders? What are you talking about? I gave you no such order”.
The man replied, “Yes you did Doctor. You told me to avoid people who irritate me”.
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