“What’s the matter?” Mack asked his buddy. “You look kind of down.”
“My wife just told me that my lovemaking is just like a news bulletin”, Andy replied.
“Why’s that?”, Mack asked him.
Andy replied, “Because it’s brief, unexpected and usually a disaster.”
The two of them ordered a couple more beers and chasers…
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