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Neighborhood Bar

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Mack and Andy were having a beer at their neighborhood bar, a local tavern that over the years had become their regular watering hole.

They ordered a couple of beers and sat down at their usual table.

Noticing that Andy wasn’t looking his usual happy self, Mack asked his buddy, “What’s the matter? You look kind of down”.

“My wife just told me that my lovemaking is just like a news bulletin”, Andy replied.

“Why’s that?” Mack asked him.

Andy replied, “She said it’s because it’s brief, unexpected and usually a disaster”.

Mack really didn’t have an answer to that one, so the two of them ordered a couple more beers and chasers…

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