Mack and Andy were having a beer at their neighborhood bar, a local tavern that over the years had become their regular watering hole.
“What’s the matter?” Mack asked his buddy. “You look kind of down.”
“My wife just told me that my lovemaking is just like a news bulletin”, Andy replied.
“Why’s that?”, Mack asked him.
Andy replied, “Because it’s brief, unexpected and usually a disaster.”
The two of them ordered a couple more beers and chasers…
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