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An Native American walked into a cafe, with a shotgun in one hand and pulling a male buffalo with the other.

He walked up to the waiter and said to him: “Want coffee.”

The waiter replied, “Sure. Coming right up.”

He got the Native American a tall mug of coffee and took it over to him.

The Native American drank the coffee down in one gulp. He then turned and blasted the buffalo with the shotgun, much to the surprise of the other people in the cafe.

He then just walked out of the cafe, causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere.

The next morning the Native American returned.

Just like the previous day, he had his shotgun in one hand and was pulling another male buffalo with the other.

Just like the previous day, he walked up to the counter and said to the waiter: “Want coffee.”

The waiter said to him, “Whoa! We’re still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?”

The Native American smiled and proudly said, “Training for position in United States Congress: Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave crap for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day.”

Well after that it’s self explanatory I guess.


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