An Native American walks into a cafe, with a shotgun in one hand, and pulling a male buffalo with the other.
He walks up to the waiter and says to him: “Want coffee.”
The waiter says, “Sure. Coming right up.”
He gets the Native American a tall mug of coffee.
The Native American drinks the coffee down in one gulp. He then turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, much to the surprise of the other people in the cafe.
He then just walks out of the cafe, causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere.
The next morning the Native American returns.
He has his shotgun in one hand, and is pulling another male buffalo with the other.
Just like the previous day, he walks up to the counter and says to the waiter: “Want coffee.”
The waiter says “Whoa! We’re still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?”
The Native American smiles and proudly says, “Training for position in United States Congress: Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave crap for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day.”
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