One day, a really keen golfer was all ready to tee off on the 17th hole, when out of the woods came a naked girl.
She ran right past him, and much to his surprise, she kept running and disappeared into the woods on the other side of the tee.
The golfer thought that this was rather odd, but being set on having a good round, he lined himself up once again to tee off.
However, right in the middle of his backswing, a man in a white coat ran out of the woods and asked him if he had seen a naked lady running past.
“Yes” said the golfer, “she ran off into the woods”.
The man in the white coat said thanks, and quickly disappeared into the woods on the other side of the tee in pursuit of the naked woman.
For a third time the golfer prepared to hit the ball, when all of a sudden another man in a white coat came out of the woods, and he was carrying a five gallon bucket of sand.
The man asked the golfer if he had seen a man in a white coat come through her chasing a naked lady.
“Yes”, the golfer said, “they both ran that way through the woods”.
The man said “thanks” and started to run off into the woods himself, when the golfer stopped him and asked him what was going on.
The man explained to the golfer, “You see, we work at a sanitarium that backs onto the golf course. Every now and then that girl gets away and, all she wants to do is get naked and make love.”
The golfer, looking curious, asked him, “Oh ok, but what is the bucket of sand for?”
The man in the white coat smiled and said, “Oh, that’s my handicap. You see, I caught her the last time!!”
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