“I just can’t believe it”, Bernie sobbed over the phone to his best friend Mike. “My wife left me for my golfing partner”.
“Get a hold of yourself, Bernie”, Mike said. “There are plenty of other women out there, think of it as a great opportunity”.
“Who’s talking about her?” Bernie replied. “The bloke she ran off with was the only guy that I could ever beat at golf!”
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