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My New Neighbor

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Hey folks, I have a new neighbor. She’s young, she’s single, she lives right across the street and I can see her place from my patio!

This evening, I watched as she got home from work.

She got out of her car, showing a lot of leg as she did so, but instead of going into her house, I was really surprised when she walked across the street instead.

Then, I couldn’t believe my luck when my new neighbor turned, walked up my driveway and knocked on my front door.

I rushed to open the door, she looked at me and said, “Hi there. I just got home and I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long! Are you busy tonight?”

I quickly replied, “Nope, I’m free, I have no plans at all!”

She said, “Great! Could you please watch my dog ?”

You know, sometimes being a senior citizen really sucks!

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