I bumped into my hot Chinese neighbour earlier as I was coming back from shopping.
I invited her in for a coffee and we sat in my living room chatting for a while, when she told me she was desperate for a roger.
Well, who was I to refuse her, but imagine my embarrassment, standing there with my trousers around my ankles, when it suddenly dawned on me that what she actually wanted was to rent out her spare room.
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