I recently went to visit my granddaughter and her husband and asked if I could borrow a newspaper.
“This is the 21st century Granddad”, she said. “We don’t waste money on newspapers. Here, use my iPad”.
I can tell you this. That fly never knew what hit him.
As for the look on my granddaughter’s face, well let’s just not go there…
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