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My Gorgeous Ex Girlfriend

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I phoned up an ex-girlfriend of mine the other day, she was a really gorgeous woman.

We lost track of time on the phone, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together and just talking for hours.

I couldn’t believe it when she asked if I’d like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic.

“Wow!”, I said, “I don’t know if I could keep pace with you now! I’m a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!”

She giggled and said she was sure I’d meet the challenge!

“Yeah”, I said, “just so long as you don’t mind a man with a waistband that’s a few inches wider these days!”

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me, saying that she thought tubby bald men were cute!

“Anyway,” she said, “I’ve put on a couple of pounds myself!”

… So I told her to f*ck off and hung up the phone.

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