My friend is an idiot, he smokes three packs of cigarettes a day.
He won’t quit either, his big excuse is, as he said to me, “Why should I quit smoking? Anything could kill me. I could be crossing the street one day and get hit by a bus”.
I tried to reason with my friend, saying “Maybe if you quit smoking you could cross the street a hell of a lot faster”.
Well that sure shut him up, for now at least.
However, he went off in a huff and I dread to think what sort of excuse he is going to come up with next.
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