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My Doctor! If you love doctor jokes, here is a collection of funny one-liners about my doctor. Hope you enjoy them as much as we did compiling them and if you can think of any more, please leave us a comment to let us know.

Now, let me tell you about my doctor. He’s very good! If you tell him you want a second opinion, he will go out of the room and come in again.

My doctor treated one patient for yellow jaundice for three years. That was before he realised she was Chinese.

Another time, my doctor gave a patient six months to live. At the end of the six months, when the patient hadn’t paid his bill, my doctor gave him another six months.

While my doctor was talking to me, his nurse came in and said, “Doctor, there is a man here who thinks he’s invisible”. The doctor said, “Tell him I can’t see him”.
Yes a good old Tommy Cooper joke. You can’t beat them.

One patient came in to see my doctor and said, “Doctor, I have a serious memory problem”.
The doctor asked, “When did it start?”
The man replied, “When did what start?”

I remember one time I told my doctor I had a ringing in my ears. His advice was, “Don’t answer it”.

And on the subject of ringing, my doctor sure has his share of nut cases.
One said to him, “Doctor, I think I’m a bell”.
The doctor gave him some pills and said, “Here, take these. If they don’t work, give me a ring”.

Another patient told the doctor that he thought he was a deck of cards.
The doctor simply said, “Go sit over there. I’ll deal with you later”.

When I told my doctor I had broken my leg in two places, he told me to stop going to those places.
Another good old Tommy Cooper joke.

You know, doctors can be so frustrating. You wait a month and a half for an appointment to see him, then he says, “I wish you had come to see me sooner”.

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