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My Daily Exercise Program

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My doctor told me “Exercise is good for you.” So, I have worked out this easy daily program I can do anywhere.

This is a very old joke, but fits in perfectly with the mood for lockdown during Covid. I hope we will have soon put this all behind us, but until we do, have a laugh on us…

Monday:
Beat around the bush.
Jump to conclusions.
Climb the walls.
Wade through paperwork.

Tuesday:
Drag my heels.
Push my luck.
Make mountains out of mole hills.
Hit the nail on the head.

Wednesday:
Bend over backwards.
Jump on the band wagon.
Balance the books.
Run around in circles.

Thursday:
Toot my own horn.
Climb the ladder of success,
Pull out the stops.
Add fuel to the fire.

Friday:
Open a can of worms.
Put my foot in my mouth.
Start the ball rolling.
Go over the edge.

Saturday:
Pick up the pieces.

Sunday:
Rest.

Whew!
What a workout!
You are invited to use my program without charge!!


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