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My Daily Exercise Program

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My doctor told me “Exercise is good for you.” So, I have worked out this easy daily exercise program that I can do anywhere.

This is a very old joke, but fits in perfectly with the mood for lockdown during Covid. I hope we will have soon put this all behind us, but until we do, have a laugh on us…

Beat around the bush.
Jump to conclusions.
Climb the walls.
Wade through paperwork.

Drag my heels.
Push my luck.
Make mountains out of mole hills.
Hit the nail on the head.

Bend over backwards.
Jump on the band wagon.
Balance the books.
Run around in circles.

Toot my own horn.
Climb the ladder of success,
Pull out the stops.
Add fuel to the fire.

Open a can of worms.
Put my foot in my mouth.
Start the ball rolling.
Go over the edge.

Pick up the pieces.


What a workout!
You are invited to use my program without charge!!

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