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Murphy’s Wife

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Murphy’s wife went to the Police Station with her neighbour, Mrs O’Shea, to report that her husband had gone missing.

The police officer at the desk asked her for a description of him.

Murphy’s wife said, “He’s 35 years old, 6 foot tall, with dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 14 stone, has a good nature and he is real good to the children”.

Mrs O’Shea piped up, “But your husband is only 5 foot 4 inches, chubby, bald, has a big mouth and he is always mean to your children”.

Murphy’s wife replied, “Yes I know Molly, but why would I want HIM back?”

I guess she’s got a point there… So, my wife has gone missing and …

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