Murphy’s wife went to the Police Station with her neighbour, Mrs O’Shea, to report that her husband was missing.
The police officer asked her for a description of him.
Murphy’s wife said, “He’s 35 years old, 6 foot tall, with dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 14 stone, has a good nature and he is real good to the children”.
Mrs O’Shea piped up, “But your husband is only 5 foot 4 inches, chubby, bald, has a big mouth and he is always mean to your children”.
Murphy’s wife replied, “Yes I know Molly, but who wants HIM back?”
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