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Murphy’s Hammer

In between jobs on the building site, Murphy decides to go and look at tools at the local building supply store.

He stops and picks up a hammer, and appears to be examining it really closely.

“Don’t make these like they used to”, he tells the man at the trade counter. “I have had the same one for over fifty years. Only had to replace the handle six times and the head twice.”

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