In between jobs on the building site, Murphy decides to go and look at tools at the local building supply store.
He stops and picks up a hammer, and appears to be examining it really closely.
“Don’t make these like they used to”, he tells the man at the trade counter. “I have had the same one for over fifty years. Only had to replace the handle six times and the head twice.”
Paddy’s lawn mower broke down and wouldn’t work, so his wife, Siobhan, kept hinting to him that he should get it fixed […]
Murphy was proud of his nail making business and decided to employ an advertising company to help promote it. He had visions […]
Two Englishmen are walking through the woods with a large Salmon under each arm when they met two Irishmen, Michael and Donal. […]
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman applied for a job as chauffeur to drive the Rolls Royce for a wealthy lady. […]
