In between jobs on the building site, Murphy decides to go and look at tools at the local building supply store.
He stops and picks up a hammer, and appears to be examining it really closely.
“Don’t make these like they used to”, he tells the man at the trade counter. “I have had the same one for over fifty years. Only had to replace the handle six times and the head twice.”
Two Irishmen are sightseeing in New York when they decide to call it a day and go for a drink. They come […]
Shortly after take-off on an outbound, Aer Lingus flight from Dublin to Boston one evening, the lead flight attendant nervously made the […]
A policeman caught Murphy driving his taxi down the road, well over the speed limit. Once he had managed to overtake him, […]
A drunken Irishman stumbles into the front door of a bar in Dublin and orders a Jameson’s whisky in a slurred voice. […]
