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Murphy’s Fingers

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So, Murphy was working at the fish processing plant in County Cork when he had an accident and managed to cut off all ten of his fingers.

He went off to the emergency room at the hospital, where the doctor looked at his hands and said, “Righ then Murphy, lets be avin’ dose fingers and I’ll see what oi can do”.

Murphy replied, “But oi haven’t got da fingers Doctor”.

“Whadda ya mean you haven’t got da fingers?” the doctor hollered back at him. “Lord Tunderin’ Jesus man! It’s 2022! We’s got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could have put dem back on and made you like new! Why didn’t ya bring da fingers?”

And Murphy replied, “Well it’s loik dis doc, how da hell was I ‘spose to pick dem up?”

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