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Murphy’s Aptitude Test

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Murphy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test with a local accountancy company, confident as he ever could be that he would get the job.

The tester took Murphy to a small office, where he sat him down and started to ask him some questions.

Tester: “If I give you two Rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?”

Murphy replied, “SEVEN!”

Tester: “No, listen carefully again. If I give you two rabbits and two more rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?”

Murphy: “SEVEN!”

Tester: “Let’s try this another way. If I give you two bottles of beer and two more bottles of beer and another two bottles of beer, how many bottles of beer have you got?”

Murphy: “SIX.”

Tester: “Good! Now, if I give you two Rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?”

Murphy: “SEVEN!”

Tester: “How on Earth do you figure that you’d have seven rabbits?”

Murphy: “Well I’ve already got one rabbit at home!”


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