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Murphy And Patrick Went Fishing

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Murphy and Patrick went fishing one day down at the river, where Murphy knew a good spot to catch fish.

Murphy was an experienced fisherman, but Patrick wasn’t and after a while, Murphy noticed that Patrick was behaving really odd.

Every time the Murphy caught a big fish, he put it in his ice chest to keep it fresh, but whenever the Patrick caught a big fish, he threw it back into the river.

Murphy watched this go on all day and finally got tired of seeing Patrick waste so many really good fish.

“Why do you keep throwing back all the big fish you catch?” Murphy asked.

Patrick replied, “To be sure Murphy me old friend, I only have a small frying pan”.

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