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Mountain Driving

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A drunk and a preacher were driving up a mountainside in different vehicles.

The drunk was swerving from side to side; the preacher was driving straight and true.

All of a sudden, the preacher lost control and drove off the edge of a cliff.

The drunk saw the preacher going off the edge, so he stopped his car and went to see if he was alright.

He was relieved to see that the preacher was climbing up the hillside.

He yelled down at the preacher, “Are you alright?”

The preacher replied, “Have no fear my son, I had the Lord riding with me”.

The drunk then yelled back, “You had better let him ride with me next time, cuz your gonna get him killed!”

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