A man goes over to his friend’s house,, his clothes are ripped and dirty and he is covered in bruises.
His friend stares and says to him, “Oh Man, what on earth have you been doing?”
The man replies, “I just got back from burying my mother-in-law”.
His friend looks puzzled and asks, “How did you get all bruised and your clothes torn from burying your mother-in-law?”
The man replied, “She wouldn’t lie still!”
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