His friend stares and says to him, “Oh Man, what on earth have you been doing?”
The man replies, “I just got back from burying my mother-in-law”.
His friend looks puzzled and asks, “How did you get all bruised and your clothes torn from burying your mother-in-law?”
The man replied, “She wouldn’t lie still!”
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