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Monkey signs. This is an amazing story about a monkey who could communicate by sign language.

Well, it’s not exactly amazing, it’s just a joke, but a monkey communicating by using signs?

Come on it’s worth a read. If you like it, share with a few friends. If you don’t like it, share with everyone!

So, a police officer came upon a terrible car wreck, a real tragedy where both the driver and passenger had been killed.

As he looked upon the wreckage, a little monkey came out of the brush at the side of the road and hopped around the crashed car.

The officer looked down at the monkey and said, “I wish you could talk”.

The monkey looked up at the officer and shook his head up and down.

“You can understand what I’m saying?” asked the officer.

Again, the monkey shook his head up and down.

“Well, did you see this?”

“Yes”, motioned the monkey.

“Can you tell me what happened?”

The monkey pretended to have a can in his hand and turned it up by his mouth.

“They were drinking?” asked the officer.

The monkey shook his head as if to say “Yes.”

“What else?” the police officer asked.

The monkey pinched his fingers together and held them to his mouth.

“They were smoking cannabis?” the police officer asked him.

The monkey shook his head “Yes.”

“What else?” the police office asked.

The monkey motioned to indicate that the couple were kissing.

“They were kissing, too?” asked the astounded officer.

The monkey shook his head “Yes.”

“Now let me get this straight”, the police offier said. “You are saying that your owners were drinking, smoking cannabis and kissing before the car was wrecked”.

The monkey shook his head “Yes.”

The police officer asked, “Can I ask what were you doing during all of this?”

“Driving” motioned the monkey.

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