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Mommy How Old Are You

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A young girl and her Mother were out shopping one day at the mall, when the young girl asked her Mother, “Mommy, how old are you?”

Her Mother said “Sweetie, women don’t talk about their age. You will learn that later on in life when you grow up”.

A little while later, the young girl then asked her Mother, “Mommy, how much do you weigh?”

Her Mother replied, “That’s another thing women don’t talk about honey, you will find out too when you are grown up”.

The young girl still wanted to know about her Mother, so she asked, “Mommy, why did you and Daddy get a divorce?”

With divorce being a topic that she really didn’t want to discuss in front of her young daughter, the Mother said, “Honey, that is a subject that hurt me very much and I don’t want to talk about it now”.

Well, as you might imagine, the little girl was frustrated. She told her girlfriend about the conversations that she had with her Mother and how her Mother was reluctant to answer any of her questions.

The young girl’s friend answered, “It’s easy to find out things like that. All you have to do is sneak a look at your Mother’s drivers license. It’s just like a report card, it tells you everything”.

The following week the young girl and her Mother were out shopping again at the mall.

The young girl said, “Mommy, I know how old you are. You are 32 years old”‘

Her Mother was very shocked! She asked her daughter, “Sweetheart how did you know that?”

The young girl shrugged her shoulders and said, “I just know Mommy and I also know how much you weigh. You weigh 145 pounds”.

Her Mother was flabbergasted. She asked her daughter, “Where did you learn that honey?”

Her daughter replied, “I just know Mommy, that’s all”.

The young girl then got all brave and said, “And, I know why you and Daddy got a divorce. You got an ‘F’ in sex!”

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