A couple had two young boys, ages 8 and 10, who were loveable but at the same time excessively mischievous.
They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons were probably involved.
They boys’ mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys.
The clergyman agreed, but asked to see the two brothers individually.
So the mother sent her 8 year old first, in the morning, with his older brother booked to see the clergyman in the afternoon.
The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, “Where is God?”.
They boy’s mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open, wide-eyed.
So the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, “Where is God!!?”
Again the boy made no attempt to answer.
So the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy’s face and bellowed, “WHERE IS GOD!?”
The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and hid in his closet, slamming the door behind him.
When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked him, “What happened?”
The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, “We are in BIG trouble this time, dude. God is missing – and they think WE did it!”
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