Paddy found out that his parents had been in a minor car accident, so he called his father to check that they were both ok.
His father answered the phone and Paddy asked him what had happened.
“I was driving and fell asleep at the wheel”, his father said, obviously very irritated.
He then added, “And of course, your mother wasn’t paying attention as usual!”
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