A middle aged woman from America who is still a spinster, wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man if he has never been with a woman.
After several unsuccessful years of searching for the right man to become her husband, she decides to take out a personal ad.
She ends up corresponding with a man who has lived his entire life in the Australian outback.
Well, as you might expect, their correspondence turns to love, and they end up getting married.
On their wedding night, she goes into the bathroom to prepare herself for the “festivities”.
When she returns to the bedroom, she finds her new husband standing in the middle of the room, stark naked, and all the furniture from the room has been piled into one corner.
“What happened?”, she asks him.
“Well”, the Australian says, “I’ve never been with a woman, but if it’s anything like a kangaroo, I’m gonna need all the room I can get”.