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Middle Aged Spinster

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A middle aged woman from America who was still a spinster, wanted to get married, but she was only willing to marry a man if he had never been with a woman before.

After several unsuccessful years of searching for the right man to become her husband, she decided to take out a personal ad in a newspaper.

Somehow, she ended up corresponding with a man who had lived his entire life in the Australian outback.

Well, as you might expect, their correspondence turned to love and a few months later they ended up getting married.

On their wedding night, the woman went into the bathroom to prepare herself for the “festivities” to come.

When she returned to the bedroom, she found her new husband standing in the middle of the room, stark naked, while all the furniture from the room had been piled into one corner.

“What on earth happened in here Bruce?”, she asked him.

“Well”, the Australian said, “I’ve never been with a woman, but if it’s anything like a kangaroo, I’m gonna need all the room I can get”.

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