A US border patrol agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the fence on the Mexican border.
The agent pulls the man out of the bushes, and says to him “I’m sorry, but you know the law, you have got to go back across the border right now.”
The Mexican man pleads with them, “No, noooo Senior, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!”
The border patrol agent thinks to himself, I’m going to give this Mexican a chance to enter the USA, but I’m going to make it hard for him.
So, he turns to the Mexican and says “Ok, I will let you stay in the USA if you can use three English words in a sentence”.
The Mexican man of course agrees.
The border patrol agent says to him, “The three words are: Green, Pink and Yellow. Now, I want you to use all three of these words in one sentence.”
The Mexican man thinks really hard for about two minutes, then says to the border patrol agent, “Hmmm, Ok. The phone, it went Green, Green, Green,… I Pink it up, and sez Yellow?”
The border patrol agent is stunned by the Mexican response, but he is laughing so hard, he agrees to allow the man into the USA.
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