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A US border patrol agent caught an illegal alien who was hiding in the bushes right by the fence on the Mexican border.

The agent pulled the man out of the bushes and said to him “I’m sorry Señor, but you know the law, you have got to go back across the border right now.”

The Mexican man pleaded with them, “No, noooo Señor, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!”

The border patrol agent thought to himself, I’m going to give this Mexican a chance to enter the USA, but I’m going to make it impossibly hard for him.

So, he turned to the Mexican and said “Ok, I will let you stay in the USA if you can use three English words in a sentence”.

The Mexican man of course agreed.

The border patrol agent said to him, “The three words are: Green, Pink and Yellow. Now, I want you to use all three of these words in one sentence.”

The Mexican man thought really hard for about two minutes, then said to the border patrol agent, “Hmmm, Ok. The phone, it went Green, Green, Green,… I Pink it up, and sez Yellow?”

The border patrol agent was stunned by the Mexican’s response, but he was laughing so hard, he agreed to allow the man into the USA.

Please note this is only a joke and is not meant to be derogatory in any way to Mexicans or other Hispanic people. I have met and worked with a number of wonderful Hispanic people over the years.

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